The Monday before Premiership starts

The best thing about the Monday before the Premiership season starts is getting hold of a copy of the Season Guide in a copy of The Guardian. Managed not to buy it and get the printed on paper version. Top tip, actually know people who have absolutely no interest in football.

The best bit is the comical rundown of all the teams in the top flight. Sample below

"If a fan of Manchester United had three wishes...
1. Liverpool to get relegated

2 Michael Owen to score the winner at Anfield to clinch the title and relegate Liverpool before kissing the badge and flicking a V at the Kop

3 Electric cars, bio fuels and wind farms make oil production redundant, thus bankrupting Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed al-Nahyan."

Not far off the mark, Everton become the biggest club on Merseyside and the planet is saved from global warming...

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